FUNNY: One
day a little old lady went to the doctor complaining of a bad case of gas. “I have
awful gas, but it doesn’t bother me. You see, it’s completely silent, and doesn’t
smell at all." So the doctor, after examining her thoroughly, gave her some
pills and told her to take one everyday and come back in a week. So the lady
went back, and when the doctor asked if her problem was any better she replied,
“ Well I don’t know what you did to me, but now my gas smells terrible!!” the doctor
replied, “ Well now that we’ve got your sinuses cleared up, lets work on your
hearing!” – Idiots guide to reflexology, by Frankie Avalon Wolfe